Yooohoo, you well-proportioned charmer, you!

I think Belbi Quikswitch could very well be the best thing about Brewfest.

Player: What's with your crazy goggles?

Belbi: I understand that many individuals seek romance in taverns and festivals like this one, but alcohol dulls the senses and makes calculating the difficulties of daily life all fuzzy! But I've found a solution! Through many trials and tribulations, I've engineered an extraordinary device that gives you all the benefits of alcohol with none of the drawbacks! With these goggles on, ANYONE looks attactive! Mmm... including you, cutie! Tell you what. I'll give you a discount!